This is a picture of me relaxing after a rather tasty fish supper. Too soon to start the elaborate evening grooming rituals involving the attentions of my sister Twinkle le Feral and my mother Beryl le Feral. Sometimes my auntie, Ming the Merciless of Longsight helps out. My other aunt, Flash Gordon of Longsight, does not get involved in these necessary hygiene routines involving all the females of the family cleaning me and conditioning my fur. Auntie Flash is suffering from a severe case of the evil eye and loses no opportunity to swear at me and smack me, if she can.
Mr Vet, the old family retainer specialising in cat medicine, says Auntie Flash is suffering from stress which is making her tear out her fur around her tail and we now have to endure the Feliway anti-stress air freshener every evening to calm the old dragon into letting me steal her supper.
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